Why Teacher? Ummmm. Because I am one.
Thursday, June 16, 2016
Bus Ride to Prague ❤️
Austrian Alps
Ride to Verona
Florence free day
Saturday, June 11, 2016
Horse manure, new castles, Bavarian history lesson, and Mรผnchen!
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Pisa
Today we went to the leaning tower of Pisa and it was so much fun. We got to see that in person and I didn't realize that there was a church to go look at or shops around. I thought it was just the tower but it wasn't. I also found out that Michael Angelo didn't build the whole tower. Just the first three floors.
They repaired it after the original burnt down in a fire. It is also tilted. Not just the tower. All the buildings here are tilted which was interesting. I had fun throughout the day
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
And We're Off! (Kind Of...)
Saturday, June 4, 2016
You can't always get what you want-Rolling Stones and travel style
| Travel Style...help us Angelina, we pray! |
Today I'm flying all solo on the ol' iPad hoping this blogging experiment will work. So here's one more before we head off. Travel style....discuss. Do you have any idea how many web pages and Pinterest boards spring open when you google search "travel style"? I lost count after seventeen- hundred, sixty-three. And of those, fifteen-hundred feature Angelina Jolie. I guess when you are flying around the world adopting children you need to have a savvy stylist to go along. I know... This is supposed to be an educational tour but I'm getting life lessons pushed out here! (And don't think just because you are one of the only three males going that this stuff isn't critically important and, dare I say, life-changing. Just look at what good style did for Angelina, a girl who attended her first marriage Ina t-shirt with the grooms name written in blood to a woman who wows the red carpet.) I also have proof that this is a much-needed education in math for males, as witnessed by my brother's astutely inept calculations on the last blog entry that 3 skirts + 4 tops = 12 days. Even an astronaut knows that just equals...well...B-squared (boring and B.O.) So here's a list of fashion must haves for touring Europe: 1. Large dark glasses (so either people don't recognize you as an American movie star or they THINK you are one--much more likely) 2. Floppy hat (see above.. It's part of the movie-star mystique) 3. Cross-body bag, preferably leather and clutch sized. (This is so thieves and pick-pockets and muggers have to actually hurl you physically across the piazza as they rip the bag from your body as opposed to simply slipping it off your shoulder and running like mad as you scream Aiuto! Which I think means "stop" in Italian. 4. Perfect lengthed shorts: which means neither "booty" or "Bermuda." Now this is a tricky one and may require hours of shopping NOT at American Eagle or Eddie Bauer. These must be constructed of this season's go-to fabric called...well shoot I packed them already so I can't tell you...but it's something similar to the curtain fabrics used by both Maria von Trapp and Scarlette O'hara to construct comely outfits for children and seductresses.
| Kute kids' Klothing |
| What you want |
| What you actually end up looking like |
Friday, June 3, 2016
T minus 48
I realize that "T-minus" anything is a term probably lost on anyone who was born later than say....December 7, 1972 when NASA launched its last lunar mission with Apollo 17. In fact I have had to come to terms with the fact that several of the students going on this trip were not even born in the same century as the lunar launches. Yes, they are the true 2000-ers *gasp* millennials! But all that aside, one has to wonder if packing for the moon for 12 days was any more difficult than packing for Europe for the same amount of time...in a 20x17x9 carry-on and an airline-approved "personal item."
Eugene Ronald and Harrison all packed and ready to fly
I have this recurring nightmare where I wake up crying out, "Does everyone have their passport?!" And then the airline security people pull me out of line yelling, "You call yourself an English teacher? Everyone knows that everyone is a singular pronoun requiring a singular his or her to its antecedent...does everyone have his or her passport!!!! And then in a half-wake stupor I stutter, "But wouldn't a singular pronoun require a singular verb, has? Wouldn't it be everyone has? "Dummkopf!" they cry! (Dummkopf being a word I once heard on Hogan's Heros, another thing these kids are oblivious of...and why they should utter German pejoratives at DIA is beyond me). Would you say he does has!!??
At this point I give up and just tell them I'm a social studies teacher, which is a lie, but they buy it, smile, and send me packing.
Speaking of packing, did I mention how hard it is to fit 11 days worth of fashion savvy outfits into a carry-on?
| Here we all are ready to fly...t-minus 48 and counting |
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
READY TO FLY? #Travelingtimes16
But before we go, I wanted to set up a really cool way for the kids to share their experiences.
WARNING: Whenever a teacher says she wants to do something "really cool" and "for the kids" one can bank on the fact that it will involve an entire morning, pajamas, several cups of tea or coffee and a strong look of consternation.
Check. Check. And Czek Republic (did I mention we are ending in Prague?).
So today is day NUMBER 1 of the travel bog. Yes, I just said BOG because I have, indeed, spent all morning in my PJ's trying to figure out how to add an Instagram widget to my blog page after creating an Instagram account Travelingtimes16 (check us out). Did I mention I went to the Verizon store and bought a new phone and a portable keyboard for the iPad so they could have the equipment they would need?
I'm fairly certain that there isn't a teacher alive who has NOT muttered these words, in her pajamas at 10 am: It's exhausting being a good teacher.
Because a mediocre teacher would simply take 15 people to Europe, right? But a GOOD teacher would let them blog. And a GREAT teacher would a way to post up the daily Instagram photo on that blog in a clever widget on the side bar.
Time for clothing and a shower and time to slide it back to GOOD. Great just isn't gonna happen today.
Can't even express how excited I am for this adventure! More to come!

